Stomach Flu: The latest greast wedding dress diet!!

Buy your wedding dress three years too early and 10 sizes too small? Will you just DIE if you don't fit into it for your big day?

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*Warning: Side effects include dizziness, disorientation, diarrhea, inability to stand or walk for more than five minutes, nausea, loss of appetite, or death.
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery until you know how the stomach flu will affect you. Stop or discontinue stomach flu and contact your doctor immediately if blood appears in your vomit.

**The above is designed for comedic purposes only. If you see an ad for this product in your sidebar on Facebook, I do NOT endorse it in any way. Nor is this an invitation to make negative comments towards individuals with eating disorders. The target of such criticism should be contained to media, market and social forces that profit, in power or in capital, from the promotion of such body negative pressures.

***The stomach flu is hitting hard this year, folks. Wash your hands and don't eat after anyone who may be infected.